Indian journalists are always being lectured to about the superior reporting standards of western journalists, but try this. The San Francisco Chronicle had this gem in a November 18 report by Larry Habegger on the monkey menace in Delhi. "Other monkeys ransacked the apartment of Priyanka Gandhi, the daughter of Indian National Congress chief Sonia Gandhi". In reality a monkey was only sighted on the lawn of Priyanka Gandhi¿s bungalow.